"Steven Lang" (StevenLang)
12/17/2015 at 20:21 • Filed to: None
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"Steven Lang" (StevenLang)
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Here’s a brief list. Give or take thirty or forty random thoughts on a Thursday Evening
The Acura Tranny Turd
The Audi All Repair
The BMW Boat Payment
The Buick Bland-O-Matic
The Cadillac Northstar of Doom
The Chevrolet Morning Sickness
The Dodge 2.7 Liter Suicide
The Eagle Pointless
The FIAT Quality Fuck-Up
The Ford Blown Head
The Geo Defunct
The GMC Chevrolet In Drag
The Honda Weight Gain
The Hyundai Toyota-Lite
The Jeep Metrosexual
The Joe Isuzu
The Jaguar Bottomless Pit Of Fake Brit
The Kia Black Mold Water Leak
The Land Rover Three Ton Paperweight
The Lexus Soulless
The Lincoln Living Dead
The Mazda Insta-Rust
The Mercedes Money Shredder
The Mercury Mediocrity
The MINI Transmission Life
The Mitsubishi Triple Zero
The Nissan CVT Of Constant Sorrow
The Oldsmobile Dead & Forgotten
The Pontiac Plasticized POS
The Saturn Oil Burner
The Subaru Head Gasket Milkshake
The Toyota Camry
The Volkswagen Scheisse
The Volvo Nobody Buys
EL_ULY
> Steven Lang
12/17/2015 at 20:23 |
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I’ll take a Nobody Buys T8 AWD and Souless -F please :]
Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
> Steven Lang
12/17/2015 at 20:28 |
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The first like 10 are pure gems. Bravo
TractorPillow
> Steven Lang
12/17/2015 at 20:28 |
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Haha “The Toyota Camry”
Aaron M - MasoFiST
> Steven Lang
12/17/2015 at 20:29 |
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Or you can get the turbo version of the Subaru Head Gasket Milkshake, the Subaru Ringland. It’s the updated version of the Subaru Exploded Transmission, and next year will be replaced by the Subaru Spun Bearing.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Steven Lang
12/17/2015 at 20:31 |
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I’ll also suggest the Toyota Head Gasket Milkshake as well.
RallyWrench
> Steven Lang
12/17/2015 at 20:31 |
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Don’t forget the Volkswagen EuroTranny or the 2007 Mini Cooper Oops You’re Fucked.
Edit:
“The Toyota Camry”
I see what you did there.
Matt Nichelson
> Steven Lang
12/17/2015 at 21:15 |
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What about The Scion Sales Figures?
El Rivinado
> Steven Lang
12/17/2015 at 21:21 |
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How about The Cadillac HT41-what the hell went wrong this time?
Maybe the Lincoln Mark rear suspension is starting to sag again
The Buick Bengay.
The Lexus LS400 years old
The Range Rover
Richtofen, Baron von Pickup
> TractorPillow
12/17/2015 at 21:22 |
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The Toyota Beige!
Kyree S. Williams
> Steven Lang
12/17/2015 at 21:54 |
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I feel like you needed to work something in there about Land Rover and Doug DeMuro...haha
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> El Rivinado
12/17/2015 at 21:55 |
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lol
CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
> Steven Lang
12/17/2015 at 22:18 |
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Lexus Numb Xtacular Turbo
traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
> Steven Lang
12/17/2015 at 22:37 |
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Acura Beak
BMW Turn Signal
Lexus Predator Face
Volkswagen Emissions
BlackberryShawtyHasAnE46
> Steven Lang
12/18/2015 at 01:35 |
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The Porsche IMS bearing related complete engine failure
facw
> Steven Lang
12/18/2015 at 01:51 |
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The Cadillac Northstar of Doom
Anytime I see a Northstar badge, I look for a collapsed rear suspension, and there it is...
Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
> Steven Lang
12/18/2015 at 03:21 |
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The Volkswagen Diesel
The Ferrari Fire
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Steven Lang
12/18/2015 at 04:52 |
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Holden HFV6 timing chains / P0008